That’s the abbreviated official name of our Project. Don’t mean to make this into a Project website, but… what else is there to write about? When I spend 7 days a week, about 15 friggin hours a day, doing something, …anything on this bloody Project. Can’t bloody let my blog die a slow death, right?

Haulawng Base Camp a.k.a The Camp above The Clouds
OK, here’s a brief, I’ll leave out all the technical terms, it’ll be real short I promise...
Total Cost of Project – about 150 million Ringgit
Completion Date – in about 3 month’s time (yeah, if only)
Percent Completed as on now – about ...err 18-20% I’d say
Revised Completion Date – Friggin end of friggin 2007! officially
Would we be able to complete it by Dec 2007 – Of Course!!! (that’s the Manager in me speaking), ....frankly, ....err maybe if there’s a miracle (I hope nobody involved with this Project reads this).
What we do – hill roads, hill roads and hill roads
Problems – none that cannot be solved (hey, gimme a break, I’m one of the ones calling the shots ok?)
Funded by – The World Bank (now if only we could drum it into the Mizos heads that WE are NOT The World Bank, WE are only a friggin Contractor working for The friggin World Bank, meaning WE do not have unlimited cash of The World in our hands...)
Important Points to note while working in Mizoram: –
The people here are a real friendly bunch, you can like …wake them up in the middle of the night if your car breaks down and ask for their help (after all, if their car breaks down, that’s what they’ll do). You can visit them at 6am in the morning (since they have a habit of waking up real early, and wait at your doorstep at a quarter to 6 for you to get ready to see them, never mind the breakfast part or the coffee part or whether you’ve shit and showered or not, …I wake up at 5 (never would have guessed huh?), but in Mizoram, you do that or you mess up your entire shitting schedule, and we start work at 6am (some achievement huh?).
Never ply the Mizos with alcohol (unless you know them well). Mizoram is a Total Liquor Prohibition zone. That means, if you’re not on good terms with them and you drink, you get slapped with a TLP offence. If you’re on good terms (and provided that you can hold your drinks, and not make a nuisance out of yourself), you can drink till kingdom come, since most Mizos drink anyway. Beats me where they get their supplies, as long as they have some available for ‘emergency cases’ (meaning for us), it’s not our problem huh?
Mizoram is a very environmental-conscious state, it has an abundance of bugs – mosquitoes of all sizes, swarms of flies, and bees, uncountable species of moths, spiders of all colours and creed, heck, it’s like what’s-that-planet in Starship Troopers? Why are there so many bugs? Because it’s a FRIGGIN jungle, ok? And besides, the insects have no predators, since the No 1 hobby of the kids of Mizoram is catapult target practice. Their target of choice – squirrels, birds, and any other smallish creatures that move. Come to think of it, haven’t seen much living things around actually, besides insects – no monkeys (I’ve heard that’s a delicacy), no elephants (that’s a delicacy as well), no deer (that also), one fleeting view of a …err fox maybe, running across the road, one iguana (and that also nearly went into the pot, if my driver was driving the car, have never seen someone so disappointed when I refused to run over an iguana crossing the road!).
The No 1 hobby of choice for the adult Mizos are – eating, hunting (with their rifles) and fishing (with dynamite). Mizos absolutely love their dogs. Dogs can help them hunt, they can act as pets, and when they’re too old to move, they can satisfy their master’s appetite (just kidding), they usually eat other people’s dogs. Trees are in abundance in Mizoram too, so there’ll be no problems if say, you cut down one perfectly good tree just to get that honey hanging from one of the branches. Besides, you can use the timber for furniture or firewood, right?
Anyway, there you have it in a nutshell, gonna stop for the time being, gotta rush – only one measly week of leave (and that, also to get my visa extended).

Vanva River, the source of our drinking water

A farm area adjacent to our road, near Ramlaitui Village

Tuipui River, the source of our sand and the only source of good rocks for road construction